MainzMan: Holy crap. My 6 year old can write more coherently than that.
OOOOOOHHHHHH that a tad mean................................so as an experiment I found a 6 month old to read the "original" post........they failed to read it - pretty Much The Same Result As Me.
Perhaps it was the Op's other half, father, mother, cousin, donkey, goat, cat or dog who generously gifts and lives at the same address, that edited the original post.