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Re: Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Sat, Jun 22 2024 2:28 AM

  The lookouts on the Titanic couldn’t access the on-board binoculars because the man who had the key had been assigned to a different ship at the last minute.

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Sat, Jun 22 2024 2:30 AM

  Hitler employed 15 women as food tasters because he was paranoid that the British would poison him.

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Sun, Jun 23 2024 2:46 AM

  The sign language equivalent for a word being ‘on the tip of your tongue’ is ‘on the tip of your finger’.

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Mon, Jun 24 2024 4:24 AM

  In Nazi Germany, chocolates containing methamphetamine were sold to women with the promise that they could lose weight and do the housework more quickly.. ------ Did they work? Asking for myself cos I like chocolate and this carpet won’t hoover itself.

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Mon, Jun 24 2024 4:29 AM

  Google originally had a very different name . Backrub .

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Mon, Jun 24 2024 1:21 PM

  

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Mon, Jun 24 2024 1:25 PM

  

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Tue, Jun 25 2024 1:32 AM

  If at first you don't succeed, pretend you weren't trying.

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Tue, Jun 25 2024 1:34 AM

  My wife asked me to get 6 cans of lemonade at the shop but i made a mistake . ---- I picked 7 up .

• craigswan 31,214 Posts

  Tue, Jun 25 2024 1:36 AM

  CAPTCHA technology not only helped determine that you are not a robot, it also helped digitise the entire archive of The New York Times. The words were taken directly from its old articles that had been scanned but couldn’t be ‘read’ by computer systems.