So I'm playing a match play against my bud turkish terror who said
he's been zooming all night playing poker etc and is wiredup for sound.
We get to 18th hole and he is asking me personal questions, so I say
my phone number is xxxxxxx and ss #xxxxxxx and driverslicense xxxx and
say anything else you want to know about me biotch?
He says " yeah, will you go to prom with me " and I respond with "send me a funny txt and I will "
so Adam sends a the txt " DON, Im about to hit that tree"
(talking about a tree on 18 which he missed by a mile btw) and tells
me during our game chat "sent you a text If thats your real cell phone
#" . to which I respond " too funny dude, I posted the cell number to
North Carolina Head of Highway Patrol" , no way would i post my real
number on wgt. and we both laughed.
1 min goes by and he gets a txt message that says " Son, who is
this?!?" and Adam starts freaking out, tells me about the txt and
nervously deletes messages and # with no response. Our game ends
and I call his number , when turkish terror answers, I say in official
sounding voice
" This is officer Richard Cummings of North Carolina Highway Patrol, is everyone ok at your location?"
HAHHAHAHHAHHAH Wired Adam is freaking out thinking Highway Patrol has
traced his number and thinking someone intentionally hit a tree. I
can hear his voice shaking as he says " no officer, everyone ok here I
had the wrong number" by this time Im can't hold it in anylonger and
bust out laughing. Adam is all dude, i about sh*t my pants. He called
me back a few mins later to tell me his heart was still racing.
Too FUNNY! That couldnt have been scripted anybetter.
Below is Adam's response txt to me...
" To officer Richard Cummings"