I do notice and appreciate your sense of humor, Jim ;-) I still chose to add a serious comment, as it seemed fitting.
Having said this, the best "young guns" will always outplay the best old pistols, and that's life.
As for high-performing, non-meter-altering balls, I fear they would not solve the meter problem, of skipping and stuttering. Look at starter balls. The meter with them is still erratic at times on susceptible systems.