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Fri, May 18 2012 9:03 AM (10 replies)
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  • Voyager9940
    684 Posts
    Wed, May 16 2012 4:15 PM

    Dear Caddie

     

    So frequently on any cold day,

    on the hardest golf courses around.

    You sigh, you suffer and find your way,

    left, right, back and forward you'll be found.

     

    Crossing bunkers or a small lake,

    always making sure that the path is clear.

    Waiting for the right moment to take,

    another smashing club to get me near.

     

    Dear Caddie, all blood, tears and sweat.

    never count in the end, can you agree?

    No flowers or cheers, just the shadow instead,

    and for that, you will never thank me.

     

     

    Copyright© 2012 by Voyager9940
    All rights reserved

     

  • TurkishTerror
    2,177 Posts
    Thu, May 17 2012 2:53 PM

    Are we supposed to be a focus group for your new hallmark card 'golfing edition"?  or are you a caddie yourself?

  • Voyager9940
    684 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 12:45 AM

    TurkishTerror:

    Are we supposed to be a focus group for your new hallmark card 'golfing edition"?  or are you a caddie yourself?

    And are you one of those who did not cry when Bambi's mother died?

    VOY

  • Ihatecheats
    298 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 4:22 AM

    Voyager9940:
    And are you one of those who did not cry when Bambi's mother died?

    Not me, I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

  • Voyager9940
    684 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 4:43 AM

    Ihatecheats:

    [Not me, I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

    Was that not a way too silent lamb instead of a deer? LOL

    VOY

  • TurkishTerror
    2,177 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 6:11 AM

    I never saw the movie Bambi...............  Too busy ripping the heads off my sisters dolls!!

  • drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 8:33 AM

    Hey, hey ! Poetry is only allowed if you admit to wearing a tinfoil hat, or, if your name is Lizzie !

    Doc

  • Voyager9940
    684 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 8:42 AM

    drmoose:

    Hey, hey ! Poetry is only allowed if you admit to wearing a tinfoil hat, or, if your name is Lizzie !

    Doc

    Dear Doc, you got me there, dizzy is the closest thing I came to the poetry allowance!

    VOY

  • Voyager9940
    684 Posts
    Fri, May 18 2012 8:43 AM

    DylynJ:

    Dear Caddie,

    You're FIRED!

    ©®™

    Dear DyLynJ,

    Sniff, sniff, .... so touching, .....  best line I read in a real loooooong time!

    VOY

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