I would Mr Porky......... but he seems to have disappeared ! Can't imagine why ? Perhaps because he was a nasty, disgusting piece of work ?
I guess it's the ' Fools Rush In ' scenario..... and he certainly was a fool in a big rush.
BTW - You mentioned 90 seconds being plenty of time for a pee. I thought you would have known that all us Brits live in Castles and Country Houses and it can sometimes be a tedious walk to the toilet ( John, or whatever you call it ) and back !