Greetings fellow golfers, Doctor Anon E. Moose here with your latest golf forecast. After playing a few alt shot games, we here at WGT NAC are pleased to report a significantly lower percentage of disconnects in the alt shot format. This being said, we must also report that sources close to WGT are still reluctant to differentiate between inadvertnt disconnects and intentional ones. According to our interest meter ,
apparently, WGT's interest in resolving this issue ranks on the very low end of priorities, right up there with fixing the typing glitch, which makes for constant re-editing of your posts. Todays chance of rain however, remains @ zero percent, your B.T. I. is relatively stable, club distance reliability is marginal,and, green speeds aren't too much of a joke ( only when it counts ) as your VEM is running a tad high. Many thanks to all our followers, and please remember, an informed golfer is a happier golfer, so, stay savvy folks.
Doc :)