About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. .
Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"
Caddy: "There's a piece of sh it on the end of your club."
Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .
Caddy: "No sir, it’s at the other end"