During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his
physical activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through
some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I
got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a
few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I
drank eight beers".
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an
outdoors man!"
"No," he replied, "I'm just a *** golfer".