Santa-dusky: Gee I miss Penn State
Pizza: Keep your hands where I can see them
Icon: Something is poking me in the Azz ??? Is that your belt buckle or are you just happy to see me.
Pizza: So Icon, who is this clown in the red suit, and why are we on his lap?
Icon: GEEZ! I am never drinking that cheap champaign again.
Fake Santa: You boys ever heard of NAMBLA? HO HO HO!
Pizza --- I'd like a bottle of Viagra
Icon --- I'd like a bottle of Cialis
Santa-dusky --- You'll shoot your eye out kids !!! (wink wink)
How are the new bags moving guys/girls
Pizza.. Great Boss Great great great!! they buy anything!
Icon.. We can sell them on Twitch.tv
Santa Chad : And what would you two like to see for All the good little boys and girls in WGT land .
Pizza : Just one day that we all get along in the forums .
Icon : Bet you a sleeve of balls that it will never happen .
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WGTPizza: Hey, wait a minute, do i know you?.
WGTIcon: Hmmm, Multi accounter?
Santa Chad: (THINKING) Oh Oh, time to start over again.
WGTPizza: Santa Chad, I would like the new Max Irons please.
WGTIcon: And i would like a Max putter too.
Santa Chad: Ho ho ho, easy fellas, money dont grow on trees you know.
Santa Chad : Careful where you are putting your hand . . . wow . . . ouch !
Pizza : OK now I've got your attention, this is what's gonna happen . . .
Icon : Oooh ! He touched Santa's pee-pee !
Santa Chad : Sooooo, you 2 want new uniforms to go with your hats then?
Pizza : Oooh yeah, but can we have a Policeman's Baton as well.
Icon : And can we have some cuffs too, we could use those.