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Goodbye Cruel World!!!

Fri, Dec 21 2012 5:51 PM (17 replies)

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RUNWME

1,011 Posts

Fri, Dec 21 2012 8:21 AM

Today is Dec 21 2012 and as everyone knows the world is ending today. I keep walking to my window to see if Earth is splitting apart or if meteors are coming from the sky. Not sure how the end is going to happen, only that the world ends today for sure. I've lived an amazing life with beautiful family and perfectly timed things so that I've exhausted all my finances and maxed out my credit cards enjoying our last year on Earth.
If I'm wrong and we do make it to January 2013 my credit is soooo f&*^cked! (but will have a sweet stash of toys to play with LOL )

So party with your friends today and enjoy your last day on earth!

mkg335

5,491 Posts

Fri, Dec 21 2012 10:05 AM

Here's the curious thing...people are stocking up on milk and bread and guns and generators and chainsaws because they think the world is ending.

My question is, if they really believe that, why the hell are they stocking up???

Anyway, I understand getting more milk, because they have to hurry up and eat all the cereal and oreos laying around.

As for the other stuff, I guess they plan to line up the chainsaws and put them out of their misery with the guns, using the generators for electric lights in case the end comes after dark.

alosso

21,060 Posts

Fri, Dec 21 2012 10:24 AM

Don't forget, MKG:

Before the end of the world, finish that data backup!

mkg335

5,491 Posts

Fri, Dec 21 2012 10:52 AM

alosso:

Don't forget, MKG:

Before the end of the world, finish that data backup!

Very good point...it'd be tragic to lose any important data because of the world ending, much less the heat death of the universe or something even more cataclysmic, like a celebrity drunk driving citation or iffy wireless reception.