Yes Wimbledon is just around the corner but they can shove their tennis balls neatly up King Roger's behind for all I care.
I would like to make a suggestion to WGT as a way that they can say thank you to all of their loyal customers. You know the sort, the chaps and ladies who keep however many employees there are in a job and without whom, the venture capitalists would have moved on to some poor, under performing automobile company with a fiery union to contend with. It is these good people, the members not the union, that deserve a bit of thanks and appreciation via a small gift ;^)
Tonight I was metered at the 2nd at Kiawah, lovely. Lost ball in the pond. My first metering in ages it has to be said but a pain nonetheless. Next up, another metering at the 3rd tee. Ball into the weeds, adios, au revoir, ttfn. two gone in two holes. Fortunately the nice lady at my anger management classes has urged me to turn any negative into a positive. Not wanting to let down a lady, I immediately thought......
"You know what? WGT should, once a year, give active members half a dozen free balls by way of a thanks for all the meterings throughout the year" Wouldn't that be a great gesture from a company that cares? They may have to economise on the chocolate biscuits for a week and perhaps unscrew every second lightbulb in the office for a similar period but what a wonderfully peaceful time of it they'd have for a fortnight.
Niv I expect you to take this suggestion straight to the top and you can even pretend it's your idea if you like ;^)
I'll be hanging up two Christmas stockings this year and I wont be happy with a tangerine and some feckin nuts.
ps Mine are Gi-SDs (clapping smilie)