i went once, but luckily they was closed or else i would have been caught. i put gum on pizzas chair and helped myself to gummy bears, he seemd to have a lot. I woke Yankee jim by accident, and helped him add a load of posts to his account. Then i went off to find the g20 spares room and bumpd into a load of cardboard cut out sasquatches which was labelled " bethpage".
I went to the boredroom and found a interchangeable sign on the door, which when i swung it over said "deviations romp room" on it. inside was a gold phone ringing off the hook so i answered it an pretended to be Chad Nelson by sayin nothing for a whole hour while some guy called Chris went on about stuff.
I also spilled my coke on a disc or two what had "MERION IMPORTANT" writ on them. they sort of dissolved so sorry bout that folks.
then they was a room full of naked avatars lookin sad. it was a sort of cell i guess and they was all complainin about how theyd be stuck in there for years at least
Before i left i had a squizz into the bubble gum room and saw loads of broken legends with there heads in there hands.
The only tidy office was for the Enquirer but i couldn get in cos it was full of joy and laughter and i dindt want to get busted
Borrowed a golf cart and drove home about 11am, long before any one showed up for work