Renni doesn,t talk about it much but he was a bit of a hero during the first world war .
One day , desperate for water, he was plodding through the sahara desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
He asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."
Renni shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need."
Cursing him, Ren staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped...... "They won't let me in without a fu cking tie!"