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Mon, Feb 27 2017 4:33 PM (2,573 replies)
  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Sat, Feb 20 2016 12:01 PM

    back in the mid 60's, Jack Nicklaus started an affair with Arnold Palmer's wife.

     

    The first night Jack and Mrs. Palmer were together, they got into some serious love making.

     

    About an hour later, Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again", Jack said he was tired, but Mrs. Palmer said "Arnie would".

     

    Well, Jack manned up and went after it.

     

    An hour later Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again", Jack said he was really  tired and wanted to sleep, but Mrs. Palmer said "Arnie would".

     

     Jack manned up and went at it again.

    An hour later Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again",

    Jack wiped the sleep from his eyes and said "Dammit woman, what's par on this hole?"

     

     

  • petervcpt
    1,013 Posts
    Sat, Feb 20 2016 12:27 PM

    MBaggese:

    back in the mid 60's, Jack Nicklaus started an affair with Arnold Palmer's wife.

    The first night Jack and Mrs. Palmer were together, they got into some serious love making.

    About an hour later, Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again", Jack said he was tired, but Mrs. Palmer said "Arnie would".

    Well, Jack manned up and went after it.

    An hour later Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again", Jack said he was really  tired and wanted to sleep, but Mrs. Palmer said "Arnie would".

     Jack manned up and went at it again.

    An hour later Mrs. Palmer woke Jack up and said "let's do it again",

    Jack wiped the sleep from his eyes and said "Dammit woman, what's par on this hole?"

    Nah. Try again and wrong thread I think?

  • craigswan
    31,861 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 5:39 AM

    Thanks guys . Never one anything before .

    Is this my 15 minutes of fame .

  • craigswan
    31,861 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 5:42 AM

    Latest update .

    My son have flown to Miami today with an engagement ring in his pocket .

    Just googled the intercontinental wedding package . cost $30,000 .

    Jings - maybe she will say no .

    WAKE UP MIAMI - I NEED TO KNOW .

    He asked her mum for her hand and she said - take her please .

    But the ring ain,t coming out till march I believe .

  • craigswan
    31,861 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 6:01 AM

    Renni doesn,t talk about it much but he was a bit of a hero during the first world war .

    One day , desperate for water, he was plodding through the sahara  desert when he saw something far off in the distance.  

    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.  

    He  asked, "Do you have water?"   The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."  

    Renni  shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"  

    "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need."  

    Cursing him, Ren  staggered away over the hill.  

    Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......   "They won't let me in without a fu cking  tie!"

  • alanti
    10,564 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 12:21 PM

    RIP Lets be Honest.

    Like so many good threads in the forums, it has been hijacked and lost it's way.

    Thank you Rich for the idea and to those who took the time to contribute as intended,

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 1:25 PM

    alanti:

    RIP Lets be Honest.

    Like so many good threads in the forums, it has been hijacked and lost it's way.

    Thank you Rich for the idea and to those who took the time to contribute as intended,

    hmm...other than the obvious jokes from Craig (very funny, btw), I said early on that there are many ways to be "honest". The title of the thread isn't  "Let's be honest, but only use a certain format". The thread lasted 105 pages, with many opinions on different issues. No matter what was said, or how it was said..I believe they were being "honest" as they define it. We also got to know each other better, which (I believe) was the intent of the thread. Regardless, it was a joy to read (warts and all). An amazing accomplishment that lasted almost 3 years, and I think Rich should be very proud...:)

    ct

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Sun, Feb 21 2016 4:37 PM

    Never say die and leave no one behind.

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