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  • MichaelStroke
    2,066 Posts
    Wed, Feb 11 2015 6:57 AM

    craigswan:

    Free squirrel  nuts in walmart .

    If I had a nickel for every time a hot piece of ass came up behind me to grab my package at the A&P...

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Wed, Feb 11 2015 10:33 AM

    MichaelStroke:
    If I had a nickel for every time a hot piece of ass came up behind me to grab my package at the A&P...

    ...you'd have no loose change.

  • frappefort
    3,994 Posts
    Fri, Feb 13 2015 9:53 AM

    poor girl  she was just looking  for her golf ball .   Lucky guy   he told he to check  again.

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Sat, Feb 14 2015 6:55 AM

    Update: I spent 12 hrs in the snack section at WalMart, holding up a sign that read Get your Hot SquirrelNutz here. I was asked if they are better than boiled peanuts at least 100 times. What do they look like. I explained they started out looking like a extra large egg, but now resemble an old walnut. What do they taste like? Ahhh, I have no idea. Was asked to please leave every five minutes. When the Swat team told me they were going to put me in a cage, I got my old hide out of there. Bad experiment on my part. Now let's get this post back on subject. Please.

    SquirrelNutz

  • GeraldRisch
    27 Posts
    Sat, Feb 21 2015 12:45 AM

    OK, here is my attempt to get this thread back on track:

    I'm GeraldRisch on here with Charlie Brown as a pic. My mom purchased a metal peanuts garbage can for my 1st grade in school and had the moniker ever since.

    Started out at the age of 4 with motorcycles and go-karts. Even was pulled over by a cop at the age of 5 with my 3 year old sister on the seat next to me. Living in a very rural area affords some freedom most of the time. Raced motocross and motorcycles for many years and my body and spine are messing with my real golf game big time. Joined a Senior League last year and enjoy golf again. Very relaxed group to play with.

    I'm a printer by trade, hence all the rambling sentences. Family business and is very small, but hanging in there. Been working third shift for 33 years now. Certified Vampire--I'll show you my card.

    Have been married to an Irish, Italian Redhead for 20 years. No children to speak of. Had cancer really bad in my early twenties. Probably a good thing because my wife is "High Maintenance". I do all the cooking and cleaning and all the bills, but she makes more money than I do, so it is "Yes Dear" most of the time.

    Always up for a "chatty" game. Been playing here since mid 2009. Have fun and "Fairways and Greens" for everybody.

    Jerry

     

     

  • alanti
    10,564 Posts
    Sat, Feb 21 2015 1:28 AM

    Nice read Jerry. I have work my share of graveyard shifts in the past - not a problem for me as I can sleep anytime if I need to.

    If I see you greem I will shoot an invite - chatty is good, golf is secondary.

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Sat, Feb 21 2015 5:19 AM

    Great to hear from you Jerry. Thanks for the story. I'll post on this thread, staying off all the others.

    Rich

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Feb 23 2015 10:11 AM

    Re read this last night to page #26.....took me 2 hours

    6am by that time, had to sleep..... but still very interesting.

    Might finish it off tonight..hope it doesn't descend into the usual Forum idiocy 

    Andy ( guilty of that ..........................................................................^^ too, occasionally )

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Feb 23 2015 10:22 AM

    alcaucin:
    Andy ( guilty of that ..........................................................................^^ too, occasionally )

    Me too (all too often) :)

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Mon, Feb 23 2015 11:05 AM

    renniw52:
    . I explained they started out looking like a extra large egg, but now resemble an old walnut.

     

    Perhaps too honest?  lmao

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