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how do i get free stuff

• omegamuffin 20 Posts

  Tue, Jul 9 2013 7:57 PM

  Yo, I was playing against some scrub earlier (beat him even though he was like 60 + levels higher than me) and he said he hasn't paid for anything ever because his country club gave him all free stuff because it is ran by a lawyer/doctor irl

  How do I join a country club that will give me all free stuff because I am so good at this game and praise me for it, thanks?

   

  Here is the proof I score -9 at hardest course in game (olympic) front 9 so I deserve a sponsor

  

   

• Rockitch 1,022 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 12:20 AM

  lmao...best photoshop job ever...

• Kindle2010 602 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 12:31 AM

  Must have been sucking a thumb whilst counting up that score card!

   

• looselugnutz 1,590 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 12:36 AM

  Lest we all forget the Muffin Man, here's a recent post.

  http://www.wgt.com/forums/t/182728.aspx

• alanti 10,564 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 1:06 AM

  omegamuffin:

  Here is the proof I score -9 at hardest course in game (olympic) front 9 so I deserve a sponsor

  LMAO Impressive scorecard, but it is actually 10 under!

  Regardless as you are so good, NO-ONE needs to give you anything - what difference would other clubs make when you are perfect?

  Shot not only a good score but shot yaself in the butt!

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 2:44 AM

  Hats off to the Mega Muffin Man, this thread has cheered up a dull morning for me.The score card is hilarious. I think these words from Frank Zappa express my admiration more eloquently - 

  Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively,

  while myself, I say, there is naught, nor ought there be

  nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey Earth

  as that prince of foods... the muffin! 

• 27stitches 161 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 2:46 AM

  Loooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssser        put your time in and buy your own stuff or change your avatar to a hottie female and ask for stuff !!

• lonniescott711 4,208 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 5:00 AM

  omegamuffin:

  Yo, I was playing against some scrub earlier (beat him even though he was like 60 + levels higher than me) and he said he hasn't paid for anything ever because his country club gave him all free stuff because it is ran by a lawyer/doctor irl

  How do I join a country club that will give me all free stuff because I am so good at this game and praise me for it, thanks?

   

  Here is the proof I score -9 at hardest course in game (olympic) front 9 so I deserve a sponsor

  

   

  First learn how to add , as your card shows score is -10 under par . Also since you are level 29 Amateur , so you are not that good . If you want free stuff , then do the videos and surveys , and you can get , all of the free stuff , that the game allows. In the future , before you start bragging about how good you are , you may first want to move back from the BABY TEES , and hit from the real grown up tees first . :-)

   

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 5:10 AM

  LMAO. Just figured this clown out. He's a bored current player taking a page out of Alex's book and with a new ID is having a good laugh at the discussions he's prompting. :-D

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Wed, Jul 10 2013 5:30 AM

  

   

  I think he's having a laugh guys...