Welcome to the game omegamuffin.
You are clearly one of three things, namely:-
1). Being ironic. In which case bravo, a very clever pastiche of clueless dipsticks who post on the forums asking for freebies and declaring themselves to be a gift to the game from the Big Man upstairs Utterly brilliant to have picked all this up after a week on the game.
2). Very unlucky. Fancy, scoring a brilliant nine (?ten) under par over half a round and then the damn, cheating WGT rob you of your day in the spotliht by failing to record your brilliance in your score history. That's just plain bad luck.
3). Not so new to the game as you would have us believe. Surely no one could be so stupid as to think they could beat players with averages of sub 60 after only a week on the game? It would be like me chalenging Tiger Woods. And I've only picked up a club once in my life. Even then I wondered why it had such a big handle with only a thin pointy bit with which to hit the ball.
Like I said one of the three, I'm just not sure.
Fekdrink.
PS. Glad to see you got your puting sorted out since your first post a week ago. From being the "best at everything except putting" to shooting a 24 in seven days is truly brilliant. At this rate you really will "beet" everyone and can't be far away from the game's first sub 20 nine hole score.