(Can't say I didn't warn 'em !)
I went to play some golf today all up on Dub-G-T
A'thinkin' maybe just fer once they'd let the damn game be
But noooo ! Reset your options, boy, yer "Putter Pal " an' "Shot"
'cuz "Options / save" it just don't work, an' we couldn't give a squat !
We're Dub-G-T,we know what's best, we won't be asking you
Just send those bucks in like the rest an' keep your mouth shut too.
We'll give you stuff you do not want and "Leadbetters" for free
And VEM you all the way to hell, that's how it's gonna be
We've rigged this game to limit scores out of necessity
How else could we make tons of bucks and stlll call this game "free" ?