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Renni popping in

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 1:16 PM

  Just a hello to all. Still not playing but couldn't resist saying hello.

  Renni

• 783 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 1:58 PM

  hi renniw. 

• duffer19 3,670 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 2:22 PM

  wuzzup mister - take it easy this weekend!

• craigswan 31,570 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 2:34 PM

  A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. 

  After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night." 

  The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning." 

  The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try. 

  When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face. 

  As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet. 

  Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!" 

  

  "Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother

• craigswan 31,570 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 2:39 PM

  A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
  
  So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
  

  
  

  Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts

• Beryman 9,098 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 4:01 PM

  hey Renni :)

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 4:19 PM

  craig, glad to see you are as sick as ever, LMAO.

  Renni

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Sat, Aug 24 2013 5:33 PM

  Hey renni,

  So this guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere...

  Doc :)

• CanineSupervisor 1,882 Posts

  Sun, Aug 25 2013 5:54 AM

  Yo, R !

  Wuz Up?

  Lassie, Come home !

• pdxdriver 2,628 Posts

  Sun, Aug 25 2013 11:59 AM

  craigswan:

  A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. 

  After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night." 

  The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning." 

  The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try. 

  When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face. 

  As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet. 

  Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!" 

  

  "Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother

  m8 u r 1 sick man lol,but the missus smiled,looks like i am gonna take 1 for the men out here.