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• biteme100 156 Posts

  Thu, Oct 24 2013 6:18 PM

  Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric hot line.

  If you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly.

  if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

  If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

  If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

  If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

  If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

  Thank you.

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Fri, Oct 25 2013 12:48 AM

  biteme100:

  Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric hot line.

  If you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly.

  if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

  If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

  If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

  If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

  If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

  Thank you.

   

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