"I Like my whisky old and my women young. "
(Errol Flynn)
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough."
(Mark Twain)
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini's
( Humphrey Bogart's last words)
"Whisky is liquid sunshine."
(George Bernard Shaw)
"I just had 19 shots of whiskey, I think that's a record."
(Dylan Thomas's last words.)
"We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good."
( Horace Hutchinson)
"May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be tormented with itching without benefit of scratching."
(Irish toast.)
"There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky."
(Scottish proverb.)
"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch."
( George Burns.)
"When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."
(Max McGee - American Football Commentator)