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Sat, Mar 8 2014 2:33 AM (37 replies)

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txzdave

1,316 Posts

Fri, Feb 28 2014 1:04 AM

I snuck on this computer as my weapon of choice being stroked in the finest of ways......

I digress

Cat Pants with flair. Trust Me.........I Ain't Kiddin'

It's just to make you think and dig.

Done

~txz~

craigswan

31,567 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 3:24 AM

So i played in a golf competition last week Closest to the pin was on number 7, a 207 yard par 3. A lady wins for hitting it to 30 inches". Everyone astounded as she collects her prize she is asked what club did she hit? Her reply 'driver and a 7 iron!!!!

craigswan

31,567 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 3:26 AM

3 ladies are playing the 4th hole when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The 3 ladies look and are in shock at the size of his Manhood. The first lady says well he definitely is not my Husband. The second lady looks at his manhood and says yes sure is not my Husband. The third lady takes a good look and Says. " He's not even a member of this club"

craigswan

31,567 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 3:30 AM

My mate took his girlfriend to the doctor's because she had a golf ball stuck up her ass.The doc said "f**k me, that's up a fairway!" :

craigswan

31,567 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 3:33 AM

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you made a right boob of that paula

craigswan

31,567 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 4:11 AM

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

DaddysKat

3,554 Posts

Sat, Mar 1 2014 9:34 PM

Here's something I received in an e-mail ... as I understand it, only the strongest of minds will be able to read this message:

7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.

Along with the message above, there's this one ... quite a bit easier ...

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!