Dear Sdorr doode,
I'll try not to encourage these things anymore, but let me explain and whatnots.
It was early in the morning when I read this thread, and having not slept for more than 6 days, I had a lapse in critical thinking all while attempting to subdue 4 very large dogs that were grumpy and being mischievous at the very same moment as I was laughing, coughing and sneezing coffee all over the place.
It has been some time since my 4 fully trained dogs have had a half-way decent decoy to latch onto. They ate the last doode. It was a horrible sight too...although very, very, funny. I warned him he should have worn the FULL attack (bite) suit and not just the undergarments. Maybe some of these 1st time poster folks would like to volunteer?
As Sdorr has stated: BEWARE THE DOGS!
Off to do the dog boss thingy with my fellers.
Peace Out, Cub Scouts !