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Have fun with a Special WGT National Enquirer Caption Contest!

Mon, Apr 21 2014 2:36 PM (140 replies)

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sweetspott

26,443 Posts

Thu, Mar 20 2014 7:51 PM

So, what your saying is, if I buy a pair of shoes I can have Peggy as my Caddy..

hpurey

11,505 Posts

Thu, Mar 20 2014 8:11 PM

justacowboy:
......dam that was the worst ive ever heard...sorry ...but that was as BAD BAD BAD

Whaaaaat?? Pure classic comedy it was.

sdorr

650 Posts

Thu, Mar 20 2014 11:36 PM

justacowboy:
DO all the wgt members a favor ....GO HOME ...spend time with the wife ...and we,ll let you know when you can come back to work ... :)

Shoe: What, that most of them are idiots! Done! Next!

I rest my case!

TWOMINUSONE

2,580 Posts

Fri, Mar 21 2014 3:14 AM

Chad: We hired you to find Bigfoot. You have been here a year now, any news Shoe?

Shoe: Find Bigfoot? I thought the job application said you needed a Big foot for the job, hence my name.

TWOMINUSONE

2,580 Posts

Fri, Mar 21 2014 3:17 AM

Corny 1 this:)

Chad: Well Shoe, how do you find this place after your first year?

Shoe: Well Chad, i just turn around the corner, and its still here like it always is.

TWOMINUSONE

2,580 Posts

Fri, Mar 21 2014 3:23 AM

Chad: Ive got to hand it to you Shoe, you have done a great job. I think a promotion is in order.

Shoe: Great, ive been stuck on this amateur tier since forever.

TWOMINUSONE

2,580 Posts

Fri, Mar 21 2014 3:38 AM

Chad: Happy 1st year anniversary Shoe, you survived it so far, not like Pizza.

Shoe: Oh i do like Pizza, pepperoni is my favourite.

Chad: I err, i meant you where better than Pizza.

Shoe: Err, ok. Comparing me to a Pizza is a little strange Chad, but if thats how you like to do it, then no problem.

Chad: No Shoe, i meant Pizza wasnt that good when he was here.

Shoe: When who was here?

Chad: Pizza.

Shoe: No thanks, ive just eaten.

Chad: Your not getting me Shoe.

Shoe: Err, Its on your foot Chad.

Chad: Whats on my foot?.

Shoe: Your shoe sir. You asked me to get it.

Chad: No, i meant.....never mind.

lvietri

3,326 Posts

Fri, Mar 21 2014 6:18 AM

Chad: ... Now that your here for 1 year Shoe - your eligible to choose one of these health care plans. 1) Obama-care will cost you 25K credits / month and it comes with an enhanced stutter on the meter. Or 2) you can choose Iconian-care ---- It's free to all WGT employees and he will give you all the balls you can handle - including his own !!!

Shoe: ... Thanks but ... I think I'll take my chances with neither plan .. and just die young.