Funny OP @ SP..... the innocence of youth is a joy to behold at times.
Re Dinner/Pets
I can remember a Xmas dinner about 3/4 years ago when the family had gathered to celebrate the occasion - think about 14 folk were there.
My wee Mum, since passed away, was among the guests as we all sat around the table tucking in..... suddenly a loud 'phaaaaarttttt' sound was heard by all followed by the distinct odour of methane in the air!
Straight away I've scolded the family mutt and was about to send it out the room when...... Betty, my 80 year old Mum, piped up ;
"Leave the ruddy poor dog alone...it was me!"
There was an awkward silence whilst all sat mouth's agape not knowing what to say until Betty herself burst out laughing, we seen that as permission to join in and all had tears of laughter streaming down our own faces. A great memory for me of a wonderful woman.
Now..........
WGTicon: I liked the use of buxom, matronly lady
What you do in the privacy of your own home, or dingy motel, really has no place on the forums, Icon - you really should know better.... LOL