Let's just put your quotes in bold and save some time here.
Now, some people would've gone away quietly
Only spineless dweebs who don't want to smack down nosey, petulant little trolls.
while others open their mouths and prove they not only suck at putting, but at basic math as well.
Yeah. Some people sure do suck at basic math, alright. Someone who has taken 8,999 putts versus someone who has only taken 4,653 putts should have perfected that part of his game by now and all his other putting stats should reflect that by being twice as good. Instead, his stats still show no significant difference. It seems to me that person would think a little harder before running his mouth. But, some people can't help themselves, especially when they're butting in on someone else's conversation. Classic troll behavior mode.
However, to compare 55% of 1 putts to 41% and 2,4% of 3 putts or more to 6 is beyond funny or delusional.
That's probably because all those 3 putts occurred a long time ago before I found the secret to reading these greens and that your approach shots get a little closer to the hole leaving you more gimmes, plus about half or more of my two putts are clean ups after burning the edge of the cup from farther away. Again, little to no significance. And, getting back to you sucking at basic math, (more attempts resulting in fewer two and three putts over time shrinking those percentages) I daresay that after having taken 9000 putts myself, my stats in those categories will be significantly reduced whereas yours, are still, well, none too stellar after all those attempts.(cough-cough-9000-cough-cough) I know it's got to be embarrassing to have someone at such a lower level compare so favorably to your own stats, but it is what it is. Deal with it. Or don't. My money is on "don't".
Don't get me wrong, I'm nowhere near the great putters in this game,
No, you are most certainly not. You would think that after 9000 putts you would be, but...
but compared to you, oh boy
And I never claimed to be one of the great putters in this game, just a damn fine one, and I am. Oh, and I'll only get better. Whereas you, Mr. 9000 Putts And Still Not Improving Very Much, on the other hand, well I guess it's all downhill from here, eh? Yeah, "oh boy" is right. You really nailed that one. High five? Anyone? High fi...
Thx for another ROFL though, i had a long day at work and I needed that ,-)
I bet. Those Big Macs ain't gonna microwave themselves. And don't even get you started on spatter burns from the fryer! Amiright? Amiright?
I'm done with you now. So run home and get your shine box, troll.
PsychoSid2, if you want to pm me, I have some great formulae and can't miss tips to reading the greens. The three putt will become an extinct species when you put them to use. And any long putts you miss, you wont miss by much, leaving you gimmes to clean up.