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Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM (294 replies)
  • HacMcDuffer
    1,094 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 9:25 AM

    When...... you wake up in the morning.....hear a familiar sound.... look around wondering why your Dad is in your bed and realize.......you are alone but you have inherited his morning noises as well as his blue eyes.

  • navigater
    1,319 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 9:55 AM

    You know when you're getting old .

    When you're 30 year old girlfriend say's ,Lets have sex. And you forget what that means.

    navi

  • garygun
    80 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 10:18 AM

    You know you're getting old when you realize you have hit the third stage in a man`s sex life.....................................................................................................................................................................

     

     TRI-WEEKLY

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    TRY-WEEKLY

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    TRY-WEAKLY

  • garygun
    80 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 10:20 AM

    You know you are getting old when........................

    Sorry...what was the question?

  • duffer19
    3,670 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 10:20 AM

    you know you're old when you watch CNN's The 60's - The British Invasion with your 18yo daughter and she's never heard of any of em save for the who/stones/beatles.

    oh, and you know you're getting old when Ethanol fuel additives are marketed like it's something new at the pump lol - Ethyl was a staple back in the day

  • duda51
    1,007 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 11:31 AM

    You know your getting old when,,,when,,,when,,,when,,,,,,,,,,Dam, what was the question again

  • Dutch57
    362 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 11:47 AM

    Your wife gets shot in the chest and the police report  calls it a knee  injury

     

  • Dutch57
    362 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 11:49 AM

    When a diaper thong is the sexiest thing your wife owns.

     

  • ZioMio
    4,680 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 12:04 PM

    You know you're gettin' old when you wake up before the mornin' wood!

  • opyeuclid
    6,710 Posts
    Sat, Jul 12 2014 1:56 PM

    You know your getting old when ,

    You have a Bran muffin and a cup of coffee then go sit on the toilet and take a nap .

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