Luckystar5: You know you are old, when, you keep looking at the obituary page, to see how many friends are gone, and hoping you don't see your own name.
You know you are old, when, you keep looking at the obituary page, to see how many friends are gone, and hoping you don't see your own name.
We are just waiting in line
You know your old when the Queen starts looking hot!
Pingkin: You know your old when the Queen starts looking hot!
HaHaHa, Good One
You know your old when, your wife stands in front of the TV naked, and you tell her to move cuz, the ballgame is on.
You know your old when peoples talk to you like you are 3 years old , and they look at you like you have a mental problem . you know you old when you keep sitting on your own testicules balls by mistakes .
You know that you're old when someone compliments your alligator shoes and you are in your bare feet! :)
You know you are getting old when: Your every move makes the sounds of your favorite childhood cereal - You either Snap, Crackle or Pop - 'Rice Crispies'
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You know your old, when you figure out, that your memory is in your butt, you forget what you went to do, til you sit down, memory triggers, then you have to get back up, to go do it,
You know you're old when you spend way too much time playing virtual golf and become addicted to loving to hate the game !
You know you are getting old when the nurse tells you the doctor wants a stool sample a urine sample and a sperm sample. You reply what did you say and your wife reply's she wants your underware.........