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• HALFBACKFLANK 416 Posts

  Thu, Jul 10 2014 10:14 PM

  You know you are getting old when...

  Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 1:17 AM

  alcaucin:

  You know you are getting old when...........

   

  ALL the women look good.

• kirky67 114 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 1:35 AM

  WGT works perfectly but ure eyes are to old to see it an ure reactions are to slow to hit the ding arggggggggggggggg

• alanti 10,564 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 2:09 AM

  Great thread Andy.

  I am not after any balls but this old age lark stinks.

  The aches that you never had, the sex you used to have, perfect vision has now got to the stage of anything on 2 legs looks attractive (even Baggs) from 20 yards and whist you still think like a 20 year old, you get brandished as a dirty old man.

  This really sucks, did I really say great thread? Now I feel depressed!

• fairground11 1,211 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 2:18 AM

  you know you are getting old when you like the idea of a mother/daughter threesome because you really fancy the mother rather than really fancying the daughter

• AeriesTakaaki 83 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 2:49 AM

  You meet the new lads  in the accommodation at your Air Force base and they say"i remember you,you used to babysit me".It happened to me.

• drmoose 3,543 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 3:36 AM

  ... You can remember how much fun it was being a "Hack".

  Doc :)

• buddriver 33 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 3:45 AM

   you know your getting old when  you get liver spots on your arms overnight  and having sex means giving her the best 2 minutes of your life

• rjc3095 23 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 4:08 AM

  You know you are getting old when...........

   

  Father time is your son

• borntobesting 9,707 Posts

  Fri, Jul 11 2014 4:30 AM

  When you play in a tournament and realize that one of your playing partners is your High school history teachers son who was born while you were in school. Before teeing off that day  mentioned to one guy that he reminded me of a teacher I had in high school. I told him his name and he said oh that's my dad. I felt ancient after that.

  And most people say you are 3 days older than dirt.