When...... you wake up in the morning.....hear a familiar sound.... look around wondering why your Dad is in your bed and realize.......you are alone but you have inherited his morning noises as well as his blue eyes.
You know when you're getting old .
When you're 30 year old girlfriend say's ,Lets have sex. And you forget what that means.
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You know you're getting old when you realize you have hit the third stage in a man`s sex life.....................................................................................................................................................................
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You know you are getting old when........................
Sorry...what was the question?
you know you're old when you watch CNN's The 60's - The British Invasion with your 18yo daughter and she's never heard of any of em save for the who/stones/beatles.
oh, and you know you're getting old when Ethanol fuel additives are marketed like it's something new at the pump lol - Ethyl was a staple back in the day
You know your getting old when,,,when,,,when,,,when,,,,,,,,,,Dam, what was the question again
Your wife gets shot in the chest and the police report calls it a knee injury
When a diaper thong is the sexiest thing your wife owns.
You know you're gettin' old when you wake up before the mornin' wood!
You know your getting old when ,
You have a Bran muffin and a cup of coffee then go sit on the toilet and take a nap .