When your finger cramp's up scrolling down the to find the year you were born on a website .
It's Friday night and you are exited because you can take a nap .
Have you ever bought expensive cheese .
Your as old as you feel .
craigswan: Your as old as you feel .
That is a good way to not get any older..............
You know you're getting old when....
You join the lawn bowling club for exercise and the only "chart show" you're interested in is the ECG from the doctor.
You know you`re getting old when...........
you think you`ve grown a moustache over night, only to realise it`s your nasalhair gone wild.
Bjorn
Holy Moses!
You know your getting old when.........
Your standing at the bathroom door thinking i must do a wee so you take a deep breath and hope for the best but you soon realise it was not a wee you wanted as you have just been but it was to make tea.
You know you're old when you: Know you should Never, Ever Trust a Fart Over 50 !