LMAO - what a great thread, not sure how I missed this one.
1. Easy to beat Icon - add a large mirror to the room, this inflates his ego significantly as he is too busy admiring the reflection. Add a bottle of vodka to the mix, and he is ripe for the taking in match play.
2. I already am in the most awesomeness club! no offence DB, but your CC points are not accruing very quickly - no doubt this will be up to a gazillion next time I look :))
3. Has to be Sheila Broflovski - always complaining just like Icon - Wait is that really Iconian...............