And here's to all the baggers/multis/software users:
"Hard Work, Dedication, and Perserverance"
Congrats on your tourney win. I can see you've really put in the time and have made miraculous advances. I commend you for such skill.
You must really be a good player. You really learned everything really quickly. Do you have a note-taker on your payroll? You know, someone to free up your hands while you're doing other things?
It's players like you that we should all strive to be like: honest, motivated, and gifted.
You are truly wonderful.
How did you do it? Above average mental acumen and perfect eye-hand coordination no doubt.
Congrats on doing elementary school over again and stealing sandwich money from the disabled kids.
S.