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If WGT was a car .....

Sun, Jan 4 2015 7:17 PM (47 replies)
  • Premed
    776 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 9:57 AM

    OK - before i get slated - this is not exactly an original idea but merely my take on it, If you have more WGT/ car analogies please add them

    If WGT was a car it would perform like this.

    1.      Sometimes for no apparent reason the steering would not make the car go in the direction in which you pointed it.

    2.      Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine

    3.      Instead of experience making you a better driver, your car would make itself more difficult to drive the longer you have it.

    4.      For no reason whatsoever your car would crash and when you question the manufacturer they ask have you put the proper type of gas in it.

    5.      Occasionally your car would die on the free-way for no reason and when you ring for roadside assistance they inform you that you probably haven’t cleaned your car in a while.

    6.      You install a sat-nav to overcome the cars poor directional ability and the manufacturer takes the car away and bans you from driving their cars.

    7.      Although your car has passenger seats sometimes it will not allow you to take passengers on a journey

    8.      When on a journey with passenger in your car one or more passengers disappears for no apparent reason

    9.      Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in, when you ring the manufacturer they say they posted a notice somewhere about this.

     

    10.   When you complain to other people about your car you either get a barrage of abuse from people who say cars do not have problems and your just not keeping your car clean or you get a whole bunch of other people arguing with each other about a whole bunch of other stuff not related to cars at all.

    ..... any more ?

  • navigater
    1,319 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 10:11 AM

    My car has a tendency  of  going several yard's off track when I hit a stick.

     

     

    navi

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 10:56 AM

       

  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 11:10 AM

    LMAO. What great analogies.  Well done.

    How about when you get a flat tire and the spare isn't the same size as the flat so you have to drive on the rim?  :-D

  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 11:22 AM

    WGT is more like a ship's wheel attached to a pirate's belt buckle...

    "Aaaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

  • andyson
    6,415 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 11:37 AM

    I love it! LMAO Great post Premed!

    Your car stutters and jerks while accelerating and the manufacturer tells you to close all the windows, turn off the radio, the heater, and don't use the brakes.  The the manufacturer goes on and say turn off the TV, the oven, plus the washer and dryer, when you take the car for a spin.

    The car is in the shop to have the brake lights repaired.  When you pick it up at the shop,  the lights still don't work and now the windshield wipers don't work and the rear doors won't unlock.

  • BubbaCrusher007
    1,567 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 11:46 AM

    Ever encounter an icy hill? You can't quite make it up so you roll back down and try again only to roll back down? Remind you of chipping uphill?

  • bubbsboy
    6,879 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 11:52 AM

    Your car breaks down as you drive away from the garage, you walk back to car dealer and he slams the door in your face shouting its your problem now, deal with it.

    Fantastic post and Paul, thats a classic vid m8 pmsl

  • abndave
    268 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 12:17 PM

    You buy a nice set of tires for your car , soon as you get home to show them off , one of them have disappeared somewhere . It rolled out of bounds , to replace it you must buy a new set . 

  • DAZZA501
    5,972 Posts
    Fri, Jan 2 2015 12:41 PM

    You drive your car straight in to your garage only for it to fly out and land 200yards away in the trees :-) 

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