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If WGT was a car .....

• drmoose 3,546 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 12:41 PM

  Lol.

  My car runs perfectly on free gas. It always goes right where I steer it and never stutters. It also gets the exact mileage stated, even in high winds. Oh wait, you said if "WGT" were a car, never mind.

  Doc :)

• hpurey 11,520 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 12:46 PM

  Better brake pads stop better.  Just like better balls ;-)

• Premed 776 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 12:49 PM

  .... except in a car if you press the brakes too hard you never expect the car to go into reverse

• donsprintr 2,063 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 1:25 PM

  If WGT were a car ... you would never finish paying the car notes , however ....

  Does it depreciate in value?

• Jimbog1964 8,378 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 1:55 PM

  Sleek lines but some penny pinching with plastics not doing it any favours;

  Some would be lapping in sub 60 seconds, whilst  others would be taking 3 minutes and blaming under steer.  Wonder if pipes drives, lol.

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:02 PM

  If WGT were a car.....4 out of 5 owners are waiting to trade it in on the new Perfect Vehicle coming out soon.

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:08 PM

  DAZZA501:

  You drive your car straight in to your garage only for it to fly out and land 200yards away in the trees :-) 

• hpurey 11,520 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:15 PM

  If WGT was a car,  in my world it would have to be....

   

  YELLOW!  lol

   

  

• JimbeauC 5,835 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:33 PM

  Once in a while, you turn the steering wheel left, but the car turns right. 

  I had yet another shot break into the wind today.

• 9,041 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:34 PM

  If WGT were a car.....

  You'd get a basic model for free, then......

  You'd put in a new engine / exhaust system, buy new rims, tyres, get a re-spray...

  Re-fit the interior, put in a sunroof...

  Buy fuel for it everyday, tax / insure / maintain it for years..

  Lovingly polish it every Sunday and.....

  Not actually own one Goddamn thing....

  In fact the person who gave you the car originally could come and drive away in it at any time without warning or explanation !!  ;-))

  Andy