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If whilst being arrested....

Wed, Jan 28 2015 12:12 PM (50 replies)
  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:39 PM

    What should your 1st response be to the statement.....

    "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

    I'll go 1st...

    " Don't hit me again officer" ;-)

    Sleeve to the best chuckler

    Andy

  • harryskunk
    1,631 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:48 PM

    that hurt get off me

  • gdog8
    1,356 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:48 PM

    "It wasn't me officer.  The blame squarely rests on Paul Ton's shoulders." 

    Cheers Andy very good contest idea m8!

    GD

  • DAZZA501
    5,972 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:48 PM

    No officer, you can't use my pen!

  • TopShelf2010
    10,935 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:51 PM

    .

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:55 PM

    DAZZA501:

    No officer, you can't use my pen!

    LMFAO..^^ That'll take some beating

     

  • A1L2A3N4
    50 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 2:56 PM

    no officer , im not gay!!

  • alosso
    21,073 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:01 PM

    alcaucin:
    "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court "

    "Ich beherrsche die englische Sprache nicht. Ich verlange einen Anwalt und einen Übersetzer!"

    (which translates to "I don't speak English - I demand an attorney and a translator.")

  • A1L2A3N4
    50 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:03 PM

    Du ist a Dick(fat) officer! lol i know a small bit of german :P

  • Marco129
    275 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:05 PM

    "You are arresting me for not having sex with you........again?"

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