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If whilst being arrested....

• CerinoDevoti 3,232 Posts

  Mon, Jan 26 2015 5:43 PM

  alcaucin:

  What should your 1st response be to the statement.....

  "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

  "Do we get visitation days to our confiscated paraphernalia?"

  I was arrersted with a buddy who actually asked that^ question. The cops laughed so much they let us go. Never let us visit the stuff they took but oh well. ;)

  ~CD~

• DaveStrock 919 Posts

  Mon, Jan 26 2015 6:33 PM

  Why yes officer that is your wife hiding in the back seat........

• BigBlockVettes 746 Posts

  Mon, Jan 26 2015 6:38 PM

  yes you can follow me to the bank officer then i,ll pay you off thanks

• ZioMio 4,680 Posts

  Mon, Jan 26 2015 7:02 PM

  alcaucin:

  What should your 1st response be to the statement.....

  "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I just happen to like a moist cigar!

   

• dbadeaux 759 Posts

  Mon, Jan 26 2015 7:50 PM

  Yes sir officer, it is my professional opinion that you've contracted a venereal disease.

• Fraenkel 2,252 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 1:01 AM

  alcaucin:

  "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

  Do the bail can be converted into sleeve of Nike balls if I will be found innocent.

• vestarinn 69 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 3:16 AM

  Get your hands off my balls you little *** lol

• fairground11 1,211 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 4:55 AM

  just because you are open to bribery it doesnt mean i will offer you a bribe officer

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 5:06 AM

  alcaucin:

  "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court "

  "Promise ? Groovy...now write this down, gumshoe...Lily will make money, her attorney will make money, my attorney will make money, I will be unemployed yet pay for everything and Lily will be cozy & snuggled in her bed in 2 hours."