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If whilst being arrested....

Wed, Jan 28 2015 12:12 PM (50 replies)
  • donsprintr
    2,063 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:06 PM

    Your fly is open ... ! lol ...

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:19 PM

    alosso:
    Übersetzer!"

    Early days here in Spain a few years ago,only 35/6  my Ubersetzer was very sexy..

    Don't really know why I ended up being arrested, after all the 2 skinny Moroccans tried to snatch my necklace !!

    Claudia ( my Ubersetzer ) was worth the lawyer fees ;-)

    looked like and had the build of Steffi Graf

    Thx 4 the memory Alo

    Andy ( Tennis Fan / ok player)

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:30 PM

    A1L2A3N4:

    no officer , im not gay!!

    LOL, or...( with the caveat ) you're not supposed to touch me there, officer.

  • fatdan
    3,379 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:41 PM

    Why was I running!!!! A simple search of the car would eliminate that dumba$$ question!

  • alosso
    21,073 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:41 PM

    I never even came close to any arrest.

    Memories...

    Way before Steffi and Boom Boom Boris, my only real confrontation with Rangers or Police was in the 70s. Travelling through the US with a friend, we visited a former school friend in Charleston, SC. He and a group of other youngsters took us to some cliff at a river and decided to jump down, ignoring the warning signs. It WAS dangerous - think I missed fatality by three yards. I was the first to come back up to our clothes - THEY were there. They believed my "No speak English!" story and left me alone, saving the whole group from an ugly confrontation.

    Later, we would drive down the West Coast from S.F. and not even notice Pebble Beach *sighs*!

  • navigater
    1,319 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 3:52 PM

    But sir.the donut shop is about to close!

     

     

    navi

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 4:14 PM

    Back in 1981 I told a police officer, your lucky I'm to drunk to walk or you would have a chase on your hands pudge badge. Cost me 5k and 10 days in the crow bar hotel. I had all the matches and cigs in the bull pen in less than 2 hrs playing poker and the bottom bunk with a big ugly SOB guarding me while I slept. 

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 4:27 PM

    fatdan:

    Why was I running!!!! A simple search of the car would eliminate that dumba$ question!

    LOL

    Cops wanted, brains optional

     

  • Romax
    1,876 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 4:32 PM

    Yes officer...... I did take a bus home cuz I knew I pi$$ed. I did OK  I think, since I've never driven a bus before. It's in my yard and I don't remember where I got it and have no idea what to do with it.

  • JimbeauC
    5,835 Posts
    Mon, Jan 26 2015 4:51 PM

    Oh Jehosophat! Not you again!

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