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If whilst being arrested....

• Jimbog1964 8,378 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 5:20 AM

  Can I interest you with a 50% discount for some dodyy pictures of your partner.

• eggiesworld 296 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 5:26 AM

  Knowing your mother there's a good chance I'm your dad.. You wouldn't arrest your father would you?

• Shok30 891 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 5:31 AM

  why were you speeding, why wouldn't you pull over?

  my x wife left me for a cop, i thought you were him trying to to give her back 

• Bot1 414 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 5:49 AM

  alcaucin:

  What should your 1st response be to the statement.....

  "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

   

  Is this because your wife likes me to stroke her third nipple officer ?

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 10:13 AM

  Those are not my 48 empty cans Sir, I am collecting aluminum to subsidize my Social Security. I can't believe that every one who litters drinks Yuengling. Look in my cooler, they even threw away 12 full ones, idiots.

• jb6000 1,231 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 10:17 AM

  The last bag I blew in , I had to marry ...

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 10:34 AM

  1: yes officer,  I was in the private lake  on  the golf course ,I was just getting my balls back ,20 of them  at 5.50  each    .                    2: Yey  Dad, when did you come out of jail and became a Police  officer?    Please no tickets for me  Dad .           3:   WGTicon and is friends  told me  I would not be stop or charge if I cross the line,,,,,,, they used me .

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 12:00 PM

  officer says, i would like you to blow in this bag

  why?

  because my chips are hot

• IRISHPUNK 4,019 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 12:40 PM

   

  Officer:  "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

  Me: "Well.... If you don't remember, I'm sure as hell not about to remind you!?

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Jan 27 2015 12:44 PM

  Shok30:

  why were you speeding, why wouldn't you pull over?

  my x wife left me for a cop, i thought you were him trying to to give her back 

  LMFAO