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If whilst being arrested....

Wed, Jan 28 2015 12:12 PM (50 replies)
  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 1:04 PM

    Some funny a$$ responses but....

    Best for the lack of pen pertaining to the original post / question is Dazza !!

    Sent m8 

    Andy

  • IRISHPUNK
    4,019 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 1:48 PM

    duda51:

    Shok30:

    why were you speeding, why wouldn't you pull over?

    my x wife left me for a cop, i thought you were him trying to to give her back 

    LMFAO

    hahahaha

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 2:05 PM

    IRISHPUNK:

    duda51:

    Shok30:

    why were you speeding, why wouldn't you pull over?

    my x wife left me for a cop, i thought you were him trying to to give her back 

    LMFAO

    hahahaha

    That's FUNNY^  right there!!!

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 2:05 PM

    alcaucin:

    What should your 1st response be to the statement.....

    "Anything you say will be written down and mentioned in court " ??

    NO, I won't suck my way out of this!!!!!  Put that thing away!!

  • DAZZA501
    5,972 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 2:40 PM

    alcaucin:

    Some funny a$ responses but....

    Best for the lack of pen pertaining to the original post / question is Dazza !!

    Sent m8 

    Andy

    Cheers Andy :-)

  • frappefort
    3,994 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 4:25 PM

    I did  not drink  and drive   ,  I  used my  putter .   Hic   Hic

  • ZioMio
    4,680 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 4:52 PM

    Is that a loaded gun in your pants officer or are you excited about frisking me?

  • ArgyleScott
    1,267 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 4:59 PM

    Wait a minute, that's not the tube for the  Breathalyzer!

  • TopShelf2010
    10,935 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 6:14 PM

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  • shoeshinethis
    1,090 Posts
    Tue, Jan 27 2015 6:28 PM

    Lady cop pulls me over and says I've been waiting for you all day.

    Well I'm sorry officer I got here as fast as I could.  (zing)

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