The lyrics -
Balls in the water and drives into fescue
Bright golden putters and boosts for your focus
A.T.V. wedges no better than Pings
These are not really my favourite things
Internet cafés with cheat engine icons
Discons and freezes and time out load errors
Tin foil hat players with theories on strings
These are not really my favourite things
Girls with fake pictures get balls often gifted
Clowns that will stay on my no play at all list
Quitters who leave when they can't near the pins
These are not really my favourite things
When the VEM bites, when the ding stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite round
AND THEN I DONT FEEL SO BAD.