Dear oneputt
You have expressed your views on religion in this forum, and
I would hope that WGT does not continue to censor me, and allow me to the same
rights they grant you
I have read a portion of the Old Testament, but put it down
because of the violence and sex. Really read like a NC 17 version of a movie.
Then I read the New Testament, and found that to be like Grimm’s fairy tales.
That book tells me to go to the corner of Angel Road and Happy St., and wait
for this bus to come. They say I will know it because it is a solid white bus,
with a big cross on the top and the driver will have a long beard. They say
when that bus comes; I will be taken to a place called heaven. They say that if
I look out the window, I will see all the gays, Jews, Muslims, Mormons and non
believers falling into a large hole called hell, which will guarantee that when
I get to heaven, only the people just like me will be there. Also, if there are any black or yellow
believers, we will find separate neighborhoods for them.
Now how can this happen. Well since the driver does not work
on Sundays, you will find your favorite church, attend services on Sunday. We
will hold hands, sing songs, pray that Israel will occupy Gaza, pray that the
Jews and Muslims and all foreign fighters will war, and one of them will drop
the big bomb, so that the bus driver can start his trip to pick us up at the
corner of Angel Road and Happy Street. One other thing, before you leave the
Church, empty your pockets.
Now that makes the Muslims story of—if you kill yourself in
the name of Jihad, you will go to paradise and get 78 virgins a possibility
All I can say is if my bus is 30 minutes late, I call a taxi