Solarflares:
Yes , that's a lovely sentiment , and I'm sure they will remember you.
My experience is a little different.
I "Mooned" some kids in the park one day , just to see their reaction - and was promptly sent to prison.
Holding me down , the other inmates were goggle-eyed at the sight of my ring and I spent the next 5 years seeing stars as they dropped their seed!!
Oh my !! Durn, that sounds pretty harsh. I heard about this white collar embezzler who got sent to prison and after check-in was shoved into his cell and when he looked he saw this great big, huge, tatooed, biack dude with a violent look in his eye. he said "Hi, I'm Leslie" and the dude said "So, do you want to be the husband or the wife?" "huh? say what? "DAMMIT TO HELL!!! I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HUSBAND OR THE WIFE?!!!" Leslie said "uh, well if it's OK with you. I'll be the husband" dude says "good, real good. Now get over here and suck your wife's d!ck !!!"
So tell me SF, who got the better deal. You or Leslie?