7 miss putts-7 excuses ,
1- dog jumped on my lap .
2-wife asked me for sex .
3-small boy threw snowball at window .
4- fanny my caddy spilt her brandy .
5-car backfired .
6-double glazing salesman phoned me .
7-andy murray won the tie break .
What makes it worse is when i missed birdie by hitting it 29 feet past i also then missed par putt and it would have been my best score if i had sunk the birdie putt .
St andrews first hole .Cannot drive burn in middle of fairway with starter clubs so decided on a different strategy to get waterboy award .Drove in burn down the right at the shortest point .One stroke penalty .Chipped into burn again in front of green .One stroke penalty .Sank my chip .I,m calling it a birdie whatever the scoreboard says .