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The competition to WGT .

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 11:22 AM

  alanti:

  mkg335:

  The buck stops there.

  DOH.

  This game gets too deer to play, a buck here, a buck there, just ends costing too much doe

   

  Like the dealer says, "Everybody antler up!"

   

• craigswan 31,556 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 12:29 PM

  

• fatdan 3,379 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 12:33 PM

  OK, everyone back to their rooms, it is time for your Medication, then we have Salsbury Steak for dinner followed by BINGO....

  Let go go go, of you go now!

  LOL

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 12:44 PM

  Nurse!  My meds!!!

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 12:59 PM

  LMAO!

  

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 1:15 PM

  I'm warnin' y'all now, you'd best not be tryin' that chit with me. I'm sportin' a kevlar cup, an' will shoot back!

  Doc :)

• alanti 10,564 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 1:36 PM

  fatdan:

  OK, everyone back to their rooms

  I agree, I have herd too much.

  I am not into BINGO, but an anagram is BOING....as in the deer has had meds...and it's is a jumpin

  p.s. what is a fench?

• craigswan 31,556 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 1:59 PM

  A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"  to his first year medical students.
  
  Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
  
  "Do you know what your a ss hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"
  
  She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." 

• craigswan 31,556 Posts

  Mon, Nov 9 2015 2:01 PM

  Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one that killed my brother?' "

  Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.' "