Unfortunately Harry, without the use of some HTML & CSS, I don't think it's possible.
(There's an idea hatching, leave it with me.)
Okay, I had a go with my idea but because of my limitations it is very user unfriendly, which means if you are not careful in editing the text that you want on your profile status, you might accidently delete the code, which points to my lack of skill more than anything else. Plus, as the code is inserted via a blog post, you could only edit your profile status about six times within a short period before you get locked out for about 45 minutes, sorry. : (