LOL Thomas...heck no....comfort food....well so Nigella tells us (oddly I met her Dad on several occasions years ago when living in the UK)
Sham....both DB and Icon told be you are WAY beyond help!!!!!
But a story.....
When I lived in the Uk I knew this American girl....thanksgiving so wanted to do a big TG meal for her friends. Chose a pub and gave them a menu.....all excellent apart from the Pumpkin Pie. A British cooks take on this was fooken awful - dry not sweet at all (she had no recipes)...everyone was stunned and remarkably polite and nibbled complaining we had eaten too much to fit in the pie!
Well we repeated it the next year....but gave the cook a recipe - was perfect!
Thanks to her I played Kiawah on a trip to SC....wonderful hospitality and even better pies,
But the mud pie served up in the movie The Help probably takes the cake....or pie