I remember once i went to the shop pointed at two scots pie's and said to server - give me two of those pie's please .
I then went and bought a tin of baked beans .
All afternoon at work my mouth salivated thinking about how good my dinner would be .
I got home put the meat pie's in oven , heated up the beans and poured them all over the scot's pies .
Cut them open to find they were both rhubarb tarts .
YUK .