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Tue, Oct 11 2016 12:36 PM (42 replies)
  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Wed, Oct 5 2016 10:24 PM

     7 posts. Good Lawd. Nobody? I'ma gonna give it 7 hours for anyone with less than 7 posts to get what I'ma give. Talk about a clock tickin' and talkin' about walkin . You got balls?

                     Want more?

                                             You want a club you need?

                    Shy means hidden.

                               Whatever.....

               I guess it's too buried in this thread.

                               I will try again. Just lemme think a bit.

     

  • borntobesting
    9,751 Posts
    Wed, Oct 5 2016 11:49 PM

    ScottHope:

    Here ya go...

    ...go grandpa!.

    Is this who taught Charles Barkley to play golf??

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Thu, Oct 6 2016 8:44 AM

    txzdave:
     7 posts. Good Lawd. Nobody? I'ma gonna give it 7 hours for anyone with less than 7 posts to get what I'ma give. Talk about a clock tickin' and talkin' about walkin . You got balls?

     

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Thu, Oct 6 2016 4:27 PM

         Whooooooooooo! Yass Yass Yass!

                       ~txz!~

  • Bubblesimba
    179 Posts
    Thu, Oct 6 2016 5:20 PM

    After reading all these posts, i pmsl,

    My doc told me its probably prostate !!!

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Thu, Oct 6 2016 10:54 PM

    billh021.            That's who will get it if he gets it. Prolly never knew he shoulda known better, though.

                 ~txz~

         Post, billh.         Post again.

              <7.......be careful.

     

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Fri, Oct 7 2016 11:21 PM

    I give up. For now, I give up. I don't know.

                Didn't work out.

          I'll think about thinkin' the next time I think about thinkin'. Whatever.....

               billh, If you post something like "I'm billh021! I don't understand what you are saying! I haven't the slightest of clues! I didn't ask to be singled out as a gift recipient! I am as confused as you know I am.......

                            And, billh.........You posted 7 posts.

           And not in the right topic. I will give you a chance for redemption. I will never allow myself to gift you a sleeve of balls that your clubs will make fun of. I will,  however......ummmm, how shall I say........gift you a wedge that doesn't make me cringe because of my knee jerk reflex.

            I ain't sittin' on Credit Mountain. If yer gonna accept my offer, yer gonna hafta figure out how to. I'm dodgin' pocket lint to work this one out. Change is elusive and I'm out of patients.

                         Even a simple "Hello!"

             It is not free. It's on my terms. You do not have to ask anything. Just say anything.

                            In fact, if you just said (typed) anything you will be rewarded by me never bothering you again. You get a club, AND I will leave you alone!

          Renew my Faith in My own ignorance. Get it.......Please.

                  I'm frustrated.

                         ~txzdave~

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Sat, Oct 8 2016 2:38 AM

    txzdave:

    I give up.......gift you a wedge that doesn't make me cringe because of my knee jerk reflex.

     

                           ....In fact, if you just said (typed) anything you will be rewarded by me never bothering you again. You get a club, AND I will leave you alone!

     

                         ~txzdave~

    Dave man, that's the first time I've ever read a begging letter quite like yours.

    Maybe I shouldn't start my day with a smoke and a txzdave post.

    I feel like I've woken up in a parrallel universe!

  • craigswan
    32,185 Posts
    Sat, Oct 8 2016 3:37 AM

  • txzdave
    1,316 Posts
    Mon, Oct 10 2016 3:17 AM

      I am beside myself on this one. I F'ing can't get anything right.

                      I am, however, finding comfort in whatever I have  left going to someone beside myself. I thought it was right, but I'm left thinkin'............

             All right. I'm left with thinkin' about the right thing to do.

                        I'm behind the 8 ball in a game of empty pockets with no shots.

             Aloof with Writing, I'm guessin' it's all I've left right here.

                   Cat needs to be heard for me to sling, and he ain't done it.

              Maybe ain't fair I've left out the right ones, but that's left for me to make the right call.

                            Leaves and rites.  It's Autumn.

                 ~txzdaveevadzxt~

     

     

     

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